And now you've LEFT to go somewhere BEAUTIFUL and SCENIC and that is FULL OF INTERESTING CULTURAL INSTITUTIONS and MONKEYS alike.
Maybe, since I'm back in the midwest, I'll start a counter-blog of "Things My Sister Would Not Wear." I have been re-reminded of what some of these are in quite dramatic ways in the last week, and have compiled a small, but evocative list.
- College football memorabilia as formalwear. (Do not ask me how this is possible. It is.)
- Platform rubber flip-flops with questionable brown stains
- Juicy Couture sweatpants, with the +10 bonus of "Juicy" spelled "Jiucy" on the ass
But, I know you don't really want to see all this (it's like that time you didn't want me to live-blog The Lost Symbol for you), and it is because you have a hard heart and selfishly refuse to share my pain. S'okay.
Don't worry, I'll step up my game.
Love you, P.